If I Were Attending Comic Con, I Would…

Posted by Lauren Hall-Stigerts on July 17, 2013 in Events -- Share:

San Diego Comic-Con is the world’s biggest pop-culture convention that I somehow miss every year.

I’ll watch my friends’ feeds from the front lines and be green with envy.

But if I was there, here’s what I would do.

Brush up on my convention etiquette.

Guy punching another guy in the face
Source: ckdecember via Deviantart

Not mess with this Marine…

Source: Rhino Neal via Flickr

or this helmeted Harley Quinn…

Harley Quinn
Source: Howie Muzika via Flickr

or this Sith Lord…

Sith Lord
Source: Jesse Means via Flickr

or this determined Thor…

Source: Howie Muzika via Flickr

or these Predators…

Source: Heath via Flickr

or this Merida.

Source: Howie Muzika via Flickr

Make friends with a real-life Companion Cube.

Portal Companion Cube
Source: Heath via Flickr

Have this Master Chef make me a sandwich.

Master Chief Chef
Source: Parka via Flickr

Ask what this adorable little Chestburster’s name is.

Alien Chestburster
Source: Howie Muzika via Flickr

Figure out a way to tactfully remind people to use deoderant.

Con Freshener Costume
Source: Howie Muzika via Flickr

Flirt with this Wolverine…

Source: Franki T via Flickr

and this Wolverine…

Source: Howie Muzika via Flickr

and definitely this Wolverine.

Hugh Jackman
Source: Adrien Noterdaem via Flickr

Tell this guy he’s pretty much the most accurate portrayal of an 8-Bit character in action ever.

Mega Man
Source: Howie Muzika via Flickr

Have booked a hotel room one year in advance.

Princess sleeping inside an R2-D2
Source: Matthew Mendoza via Flickr

Tell these Toasters that the smoke break is over and it’s time to get back to work.

Source: Heath via Flickr

Drag this Storm Trooper to a late-night dance and make him spin around in the middle of the dance floor under a spotlight.

Disco Storm Trooper
Source: Franki T via Flickr

Inform this girl that she’s going to die without comfortable shoes and that pallet of water she’s passing by.

Shoes and Water
Source: Christopher via Flickr

Fangirl over this indomitable mashup.

Velma and Wonder Woman
Source: Howie Muzika via Flickr

Have you been to Comic-Con? What would you do if you were there?

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Lauren is a lifelong gaming fan. She expresses her love of strong female pop-culture characters by costuming at conventions. Internet marketing consulting, playing the clarinet and sax, practicing martial arts, and geeking out over tea keeps her busy the rest of the time. Find more of her shenanigans on Twitter @hallstigerts and Google+!